How to speak Elainglish!

With this at-home kit, you can learn to speak Elainglish in no time at all! Just follow these three simple steps. Step 1: Remove the letter "s" from the end of random words. Step 2: Take the removed letters and place them on the back of new words. Step 3: Repeat.

Now you're all set to speak Elainglish! Confuse your family, confuse your friends, and have a damn fun time pissing off your English teacher!