They Killed Black Santa!!

On Dec. 3rd, the black Santa was killed by the Cincinnati Police. You might wonder why one would do such a thing to every kid’s favorite man, Santa Clause. Racism perhaps. Would a White Santa be killed? Let’s analyze the story:

Dec 3rd, a cool night in the metropolis of Ohio. Nathaniel Jones, aka “The Black Santa” was eating out at a local White Castles. Oh but he’s just an ordinary black man. Jones was a jolly 350 pounder dancing his way in the restaurant. ( The perfect Santa material) But the crowd wasn’t so enthusiastic unfortunately. When Jones had some fun rolling off the hill, the clerk raised an eyebrow and called the fire dept.
So comes them.
But they called the police too.
So then the police came; 4 white men and a black man.
Jone put on a happy face “ ho ho ho, whities and rednecks!”
He swings to the police giving them a Santa hug, but the police obviously got the wrong idea.
The 2 white men tackled Jones to the ground and pulled out their nightsticks. They continiously beats the Santa yelling “ Put your hands down son!”
The beating went on for awhile and was recorded onto the police cam. After various beating methods, someone yelled out
“ omg! Help!”
“what?!?”
“Wait..he still have a faint pulse!”

Jones was rushed to the hospital, but unfortunately, the Black Santa didn’t make it. Friends and family and people of Cincinnati was outraged and blamed the police force for prejudice act. The police decared it was a homocide b/c of Jone’ss poor health problems.

Although the Black Santa was obese and had cardio probs and was a big time drug addict, we will still all mourn for his life and question the racisim issue.

Your BN reporter, Lain 12/10/03


Side note:Just a little bit of new I thought I would share. I wanted to post this last week but didn’t get a chance too. I guess some of you might have seen the report on the new, but this is my interpretation :) It kinda fits in on what I’m doing in English now, Huckleberry Finn.Pretty good book that’s a satire to rasicim, royalty, society and such. If you like the read a full article( and a more accurate), goto CNN or any of the News sites.

I am not responsible for any wrong interpretation of this post!